RECIPES:

Buttered bread Prezel out:

Take a thick slice of bread not a regular one but one with
pumpkin seeds. Put it in your toaster, hope you have one!!!
Toast it for 45 secondstake it out and spread butter not
the regular one, invest in the good irish butter and spread
it thickly on the toasted pumpkin bread slice. Mhhhh,
see how it melts...
yummmmmyyyy, doesnt that smell delicious...now take a
huuuuge bite, take a prezel in one hand and move it in
the angle of 270 into your wet and probably already
starving mouth.
Mhhhh that tastes soooo good and how easy to
prepare! Additionally it is very healthy and keeps your
already well shaped body in a perfect condition.

Half Cab 5-o Burger:

Go to Burger King and buy a Big King. Throw all
the unneccessary stuff away. You won¥t need
that shit! Take the bread and go to your favorite
Dˆner store.
Ask Ali for a huge portion of original turkish meat.
I bet he¥d love to do you this special favor.
Back at your crip put the original turkish döner meat
on your Burger King Bread, take the oldest and mouldiest
cheese out of your fridge and put it on top of the meat.
Throw the whole thing in your microwave.
Watch out for possible explosions because sometimes
Burger King bread doesn´t like Alis turkish meat!!!
So keep an eye on it. Thats why you should only
microwave it on level 5. When you finally take the
burger outyour only reaction will be: oooooooohhhhhh.
Eat only half of it and put the rest in your freezer so
you can take it out and enjoy it on your next cab
ride through your buddies hood.

Bon appetit.

Cab 900 Pasta:

Have you ever heared of the delicious organic
pasta from your farmer next door!?Go over and buy 350
pounds of it.
Always watch out for sale! Back home you should turnon
your stove, take a cooker put in some water, add some
salt and wait till it broils. Now you put in the organic pasta,
which you apparantly got on sale at your next door
farmers market.
Cook it for approximately 10 minutes. To shorten your
waiting time you might prepare a delightful sauce.
There are a million ways of fixing a wonderful sauce
here well give you only some
proposals of our own favorite ingredients: beer,
vodka and if you have your girlfriend over you should
even try champagne....stir the sauce exactely
900 times but the most important thing is:
stik it switch!
Put this sauce over your organic pasta and there it is:
your delicious Cab 900 Pasta.Dig in and enjoy it!!!

These are only some of our favorite recipes. If you also
have some yummmmmie ideas dont hesitate and let us know.
Maybe well also like them and will add them to our Happy Friends
selection of finest food.